Saturday, June 30, 2007

PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN.

> > PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN.
> > Let the world know what we stand for.
> > There are 3.22 Million Indians in America.
> > 38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
> > 12% of Scientists in America are Indians.
> > 36% of NASA employees are Indians.
> > 34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians.
> > 28% of IBM employees are Indians.
> > 17% of INTEL employees are Indians.
> > 13% of XEROX employees are Indians.
> > You may know some of these facts. These
> > facts were recently published in a German
> > Magazine, which deals with
> > WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.
> > India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.
> > India invented the Number System.
> > Aryabhatta invented zero.
> > The World's first university was established in
> > Takshila in 700BC.More than 10,500 students from
> > all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The
> > University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC
> > was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India
> > in the field of education.
> > Sanskrit is the mother of all the Europea languages. Sanskrit is the
>most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine,
>July 1987.
> > Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine
> > known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine
> > consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today
> > Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place
> > in our civilization. Although modern images
>of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest
>country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th
>Century.
> > The art of Navigation was born in the river
> > Sindh 6000 years ago.
> > The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit
>word NAVGATIH.
> > The Word navy is also derived from Sanskrit
>'Nou'.
> > Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the
> > earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the
> > astronomer Smart.; Time taken by earth to orbit
> > the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.
> > Budhayana first calculated the value of pi, and
> > he explained the concept of what is known as the
> > Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the
> > 6th century long before the European mathematicians
> > Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India; Quadratic
>equations were by Sridharacharya in the
> > 11th century ; The largest numbers Greeks and the Romans used
>were 10 6(10 to the power of 6) whereas
> > Hindus used numbers as big as 1053 (10 to the power of 53) with
>specific names as Early as 5000 BCE during the Vedic period. Even today,
>the largest used number is Tera 1012(10 to the power of 12).
> > According to the Gemological Institute of
> > America, up until 1896,India was the only source for
>diamonds to the world.
> > USA based IEEE has proved what has been a
>century-old suspicion in the world scientifiC community that the pioneer of
>Wireless communication was Prof. Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.
> > The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
>According to Saka King rudradaman I of 150 BC a beautiful lake
> > called 'Sudarshana' was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during
>Chandragupta Maurya's time.
> > Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
> > Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600
> > years ago he and health scientists of his
>time
> > conducted complicated surgeries like
>cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even
>plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage
> > of anesthesia was well known in ancient
>India.
> > Over 125 surgical equipment were used. Deep
> > knowledge of anatomy, etiology, embryology, digestion,
> > metabolism, genetics and immunity is also found in many texts.
> > When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years
>ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley
>Civilization)
> > The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India
>in 100 BC.
> > QUOTES ABOUT INDIA:
> > Albert Einstein said: We owe a lot to the
> > Indians, who taught us how to count, without
> > which no worthwhile scientific discovery could
> > have been made.
> > Mark Twain said: India is the cradle of the
> > human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of
>history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of
>tradition. Our most valuable and most structive materials in the history
>of man are treasured up in India only.
> > French scholar Romain Rolland said: If there is one place on the face of
>earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the
>very earliest days when man began the dream
> > of existence, it is India.
> > Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA said:
> > India conquered And dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without
>ever having to send a single soldier across her border
> > .
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> > All the above is just the TIP of the
>iceberg, the
> > list could be endless. BUT, if we don't see
>even a
> > glimpse of that great India in the India That
>we see
> > today, it
> > clearly means that we are not working up to
>our
> > Potential and that if we do, we could once
> > again; be an ever shining and Inspiring
>country
> > setting a bright path for rest of the world
>to follow.
> > I Hope you enjoyed it and work towards the
>welfare
> > of INDIA. PROUD to be an INDIAN.
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jokes......

Some Indie jokes


RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
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Dil Chhata Hai!
7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................?
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Answer) adidas

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Thursday, June 7, 2007

Little Jhonny strikes !!!!

Little Johnny is at it again

A new teacher was trying to make use of her
psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there
all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you
do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began
removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.
"Giving up?"

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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was
concerned that his students might be a little
confused about Jesus Christ because of the
Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He
wanted to make sure they understood that
the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago,
that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class,
"Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in
heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in
my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously,
blurted out, "I know! I know!
He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at
the teacher, and waited for a response. The
teacher was completely at a loss for a few
very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his
wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,
my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom
door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still
in there?!"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny
wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS,
HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

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At Sunday School they were teaching how
God created everything, including human
beings. Little Johnny, a child in the
kindergarten class, seemed especially intent
when they told him how Eve was created
out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week
his mother noticed him lying down as though
he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the
matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have
a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have
a wife!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on
a field trip to their local police station where
they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board,
of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a
wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives
want very badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you
keep him when you took his picture?"

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